But it doesn’t stop them from throwing the word around. The boys-with the possible exception of Kenny, who’s muffled by his trademark orange hood-have no answers. They’re interrupted by Kyle’s brother Ike, whom Cartman calls a dildo.
After the brief theme song performed by Primus and a gonzo credit sequence, we’re introduced to four crudely animated third-graders-Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, and, of course, the demagogue child-tyrant Eric Cartman-as they sing “School Days,” an innocent song from 1907 about an older couple looking back on their youth.
It’s all there in the opening scene of the first episode of South Park.
